Another Friday Night at Blockbuster

Author: demonicraven

Date: October 27, 2001

by demonicraven
10-27-01
It's another Friday night at Blockbuster, and a fat, stupid customer has decided to give me shit about a late fee. Yeah, it was in on time. MY ASS. Here's how I handle the fuckstick...
Hey! You fucking sonofabitch! I turned that movie in - ON TIME!!!
Sir, I keep telling you - this movie was turned in 5 days late. We did not go 5 days without checking the dropbox. I've been here for 3 hours already, and we've checked it TWICE!
I announce to the store all of his porno tapes which were brought back late
OH YEAH! Well, I wanna speak to...YOUR MANAGER!!!
Bring it on, motherfucker! HEY! DENISE! THIS GUY WANTS ME TO CREDIT HIM BECAUSE HE TURNED IN THESE MOVIES LATE: "Ramboner," "Titanic Wang" and "College Girls Gone Wild Part IV"!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?
You're evil.
I am the bitch-goddess.