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Most of the recent strips star Matt 'n Pete, the Li'l Sociopaths. Here's the cast:

Matt, aka Ezrael: The guy in the hockey mask. Scholar and bon vivant. Likes include Superman and smiting the wicked. Dislikes include humans and other carbon-based life forms. Not overly fond of clowns.

Pete, aka deucepm: The dude in the tiki mask. Renaissance geek. Harbors a deep, unnatural lust for Willow Rosenberg. Do not give him sharp objects.

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Catharsis Theatre

by deucepm
1-29-02


	Tech Support, can I help you?


	Yeah. I've been looking for a permanent job since June and haven't found one yet. What gives?


	You know what I do nowadays? I get up at FOUR A.M.--that's in the MORNING, son--get on the train, then get on the T, and ride into Boston. I pay $13 a day to get to a job that pays $300 a week.


	I'm a college graduate. I've been hired before, for good jobs that require intelligence, which I've held down for years, and I can't even get an interview, so What. The. FUCK?!


	Uh...I can't help you with that, but do you have any computer problems?


	Yeah. How do you get dried semen out of a keyboard?

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