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Most of the recent strips star Matt 'n Pete, the Li'l Sociopaths. Here's the cast:

Matt, aka Ezrael: The guy in the hockey mask. Scholar and bon vivant. Likes include Superman and smiting the wicked. Dislikes include humans and other carbon-based life forms. Not overly fond of clowns.

Pete, aka deucepm: The dude in the tiki mask. Renaissance geek. Harbors a deep, unnatural lust for Willow Rosenberg. Do not give him sharp objects.

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CC 96: Why My CD Burner Doesn't Work

by deucepm
1-29-02


	I'm sorry, your computer is out of warranty. If you want me to help you, it'll cost both your legs.


	But--


	"But?" Did you just say "but?" Now it's gonna cost your first born, all your worldly goods and a big sloppy blowjob.


	I--


	Listen, bitch, you don't seem to understand. I am your God now. Now if you want tech support, you're gonna have to give oral to my mom and dad while wearing a frog suit.


	Was money even a possibility?

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