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I'm beginning to question my sexuality...I mean, AM I sexy? Pickle Weasel.
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by downer
6-13-03
These people actually exist.
I'm a character that plays the part of downer in this comic. When people read my poetry, i pretend to be modest, but really, on the inside, i have beaming rainbows puking cute bunnies of narcissism.
I'm Tim. I read Fangoria, listen to Swedish black metal, and watch B-Movies all day long. I'm hard core, really. I am.
I'm Tom. I smoke pot non-fucking-stop and i'm not doing so well in college. I'm a total user. Give me gifts and you shall have a superficial yet eternal place in my materialistic heart.
I'm Mark. I live most of my life out of a KFC bucket. Why? Because i'm addicted to food. I even engage in self stimulation using chop-sticks and pork tenderloin. Teehee, I'm so naughty!...AND hungry.
You know, Brian, for once, you're right.
I'm Brian. I look too much like Kurt Cobain. I love being single. Women are EVIL, i hear, they eat your soul through your penis. Iron Maiden good. Def Leppard bad. I'm lonely on the inside...
I'm downer's girlfriend, Kate. He's too scared to put ironic and sarcastic remarks about me in this dialogue box because i OWN him. I stole his heart, soul, AND money. BWAHAHAHA! I AM COUNT BITCHULA!
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