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| So then, she was all, "You're weird." and i was like,"Psh, no way, bi-atch. I'm the shiz-nit." And then she was all,"Oh, get away from me. I don't like you." and then I says,"Pa-LEASE... | |
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| ....I got this new kilt, see? People say it's a skirt but i'm all,"NO WAY, BIZ-NATCH! I'm a Scottish pure-blood homie-g, yo! Representin'!" And they just go,"Nah, you's a queer foo," So i say...... | |
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| Jesus, he's been going on like this for what seems like an eternity. I wonder if he know how to shut up...Hey, is that a penny? Oh, no, it's just a copper colored condom....Damn! Is he still talking?! | |
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| ....We were hiking, and then, like, all of a sudden, we were attacked by this HUGE grizzly bear. Luckily, i had a hard one, so i was feelin', like SUPER manly. Anywa- | |
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