dr_butcher  

Ok, Gary we need to talk. You seem really Hyperactive, I think you should lay off the coffee.

I waited 9 long months to use this "Number One Dad" mug, and damnit I'm going to use it as much as possible!

I understand Gary, there is just one problem.

...And that is?!

Your baby was stillborn.

...Shut up and get me more coffee!!