So, I joined a dating website that promised they would match me up with the ideal woman based on the results of my own personality test...
"Welcome to e-Shamony... You have eight hundred women that fit your specific personality!"
Groovy!
The difference with this service is you don't get to see what the other person looks like until you've "fallen in love" with who they are on the INSIDE...
"I think you're really nice! I'll let you see my picture now..."
Suh-WEET!
The only problem is that you have to live with what the ugly bitch looks like on the OUT-FUCKING-SIDE!!
