You find an on-line pornsite with a beautiful Asian girl, sporting big titties, doing a lucky white guy in the back of a minivan while driving around town...
"Lay back while I give you sucky-sucky!"
Groovy!
But, there's some idiot in the background giving lame play-by-play, disrupting your concentration while you're working towards "releasing your inmates", if you know what I mean!
"That's it, girl. (hee, hee) Take it in! Does that feel good, dude? Look at those boobies! (hee, hee, hee) "
?!?
Not that I (ahem) look at a lot of on-line porn!
"Woah, dude! She's working it! (hee, hee, hee) Gag on that thing, girl! (hee, hee, hee, hee) Now, hop on top and ride him like a unicycle! (hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee...)"
