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by fcr
9-02-03
A few months ago in Iraq ... meanwhile, at the White House ...
George, my secret compound just received a report of noises in the Oval Office so I came by to check it out. Were you running around with your hands out making airplane noises again?
--I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER WHICH IS INDEPENDENCE DAY WHERE THE PRESIDENT GETS TO KICK ALIEN BE-HINDS ALL MOVIE! RREENYOWR BLAM BLAM! Hi five Will Smith for bein' jiggy wit' it!
Yes he did, George. But you aren't supposed to be having play time, you're supposed to be studying up on the upcoming IRAQ WAR and--
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE GREATEST IDEAR EVER DICK which is that I should go fly around in Iraq and go bomb things and go get Saddim with some BRRRNNNEEERYOWR-RATTATATTATTA just like Bill Pullman!!!
*sigh* George, that's not a good idea for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is that it might bring up your Vietnam record and--
Vietnam? I wasn't in Vietnam Dick! I skipped out on that stuff and was boozin' it up on the campaign trail with my dad! What the hiz-ell are you talkin' 'bout suckuh?
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