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A few months ago in Iraq ... meanwhile, at the White House ...
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| Ah, Dick, I been listenin' to what you and Donnie, and Paulie and Colinie and Condi and my friggin' DAD and everyone wants to do except for me, y'know, and it ain't fair! | |
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| George, we've GOT to get some work done. We haven't even gone over the plans yet for the Iraqi reconstruction and it's important that-- | |
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| OH, it's all about YOU, isn't it, and your plans and your "start the war NOW!" and "we've got contracts" and "don't tell the press about the deals" and blah blah blah! WHAT DO I GET OUTTA THIS? | |
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| *sigh* Fine, we'll get Jeff Goldblum to stay at the White House to be your new bestest genius friend ever. | |
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| YES! We can go to a weapons site, and we'll find Saddim's spaceships, and Jeff'll be like, "Remove the clamps!" and I can be like "Let's do it!" and BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA TAKE THAT ALIENS! I RULE! | |
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| Hey, ARI! Yeah, I'm lookin' at you--no more damned Independence Day for the President before he's had his nap! Yes, I'm blaming you. Oh, okay, well if I go down you go down punk, how you like that? | |
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