file13
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I went from amusingly absurd to just as ugly as Mahmoud Kahil.

I must find my way back to the amusingly absurd, because I really enjoyed doing those ones.

Nobody here but us chickens

by file13
11-23-04

AND NOW, A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...


	Hello. I'm a chicken. Let me first thank everyone for selecting turkey as the poultry of choice to eat on Thanksgiving.


	You might want to consider turkey for all your poultry needs in the future, resorting to chicken meat only when the chickens are old, weak, infirmed...


	In fact, why eat chicken at all? I myself have been bathing in a salmonella-infested pond for weeks. Ponder that when you think "free range" automatically means "healthy."