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| Yeah, you've seen this one before. A bunch of white teenagers heading off to the local haunted house to drink, get high, and have sex. But you know what? | |
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| Um... excuse me? Weren't there some teenagers I was supposed to scare tonight? | |
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| (Hold it a minute, pal.) That's not happening here. Compared to chickens, teenagers are difficult to train. | |
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| Also, they're horribly expensive when you buy them by the pound. Ever tried to buy boneless teenager breast at the butchers? | |
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| Can someone call my agent and get me out of this picture, please? | |
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