Here's the deal. That 1.6 trillion tax cut was a load of bull. I'm actually using the money to fund what I like to call 'Operation Sneaky Bastard'.
And what exactly would that be, Mr. President?
I got two carrier battle groups 500 miles off Japan. We're gonna bomb the fuckers to get back for Pearl Harbor. Then we're gonna steal all their sake.
Call me crazy, sir, but I don't think that's very wise. I don't think the rest of the world would look too kindly upon us were we to start another war.
Fuck 'em. I'll take over their countries, too. Worked it all out last night playin' Risk. Long as we can git Kamchatka we're golden!
