Son, I've decided this whole deity thing is a bunch of shit. I bought a place in Tampa and I'm throwing in the towel. But don't worry; I found a replacement as well as a sweet condo.
Father, perhaps you should reconsider. This isn't the kind of thing you can just up and leave from.
Nonsense! I've got just the man for the job of overlord and master of the universe. He's done pretty well on his paper route, and he was nice enough to send me beef jerky with his application.
Beef jerky? A paper route? Father, what have you done?
THEIRS A NEW KING IN TOWN, FUCKERS!!!!!!! BETTER START BUIDLING YOUR ARCS CUZ CRABBY THINKS IT FEELS LIKE RANE!!!!!!!!!!
