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John Cusack runs into David Arquette on the Sidewalk
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| ...So in my new movie I skateboard while dating Julia Roberts and making pop culture references so obscure I had to actually make up half of them! | |
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| Then in the next one I work at a movie theatre while dating Sandra Bullock. Here's the kicker though, I only speak in references to silent movies made in Prague during the 1940's! | |
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| I'm also in discussions for a film consisting of nothing but random flashes of me going to the bathroom. We're trying to get Jennifer Lopez to co-star. | |
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| In my next one I play a guy who tries to teach people to call people collect. It's got that guy from Milli Vanilli? You know, the one that lived? | |
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