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  highway40  

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Everyone has something to live for. Some live for love, a noble cause, for money, some for success, and some live simply for themselves. I, however, live to kick people.
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by highway40
10-01-02
Guess what I wore to Bourbon on Saturday night. Ok - I'll tell you. I had my tight black v-neck, the leather pants, and my black boots. I looked so good. All these guys were totally looking at me.
uh huh...
Guess what I had to drink. Wait - I'll tell you. I had two Jack&Cokes, two daquiris, and like a million Jello shots. I was so completely gone.
I see.
Then I totally threw up all over this guy, and his girlfriend became Super Bitch. I was so about to kick her ass, but then I remembered that I was too wasted to beat her down.
You know that awards aren't given out for stupidity, right?
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