Literary Analysis (aka: Make Shit Up)

Author: hipperthanu

Date: April 1, 2002

by hipperthanu
4-01-02
Hey man, what're you up to?
Oh, I'm just working on some literary analysis for my english class.
Really... sounds exciting... and by exciting.. I mean exceedingly boring...
Well.. it could be worse.. I mean, I think I just proved that Hamlet was one extended metaphor about genital warts.
I knew something had to be rotten in the "state" of Ophelia... damn that bitch was a tramp!
That's not the half of it...dude, "Hey nonny, nonny" was old english for "sucky, sucky five dollah!"