Confederate Diet

Author: intellikat

Date: June 30, 2010

by intellikat
6-30-10
So what, you're protesting against some kind of injustice?
Hellz yeah! They made us CSA reenactors paint ourselves completely with lead-grey paint! In addition, They are only allowing us to eat the Confederate diet, which does not support a healthy lifestyle.
Oh, yeah? What does the Confederate diet consist of?
Bread. Beans. And a hell of a lot of smoked ham.