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| Yes, sir. But I need to say we may have a problem. There was a large strip of bacon here earlier and I think I may have offended him. | |
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| How in the gawd dang hell did you offend a strip of bacon, soldier? | |
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| I mentioned that I enjoyed eating his kind, sir. When I tried to joke it off with a few clever puns, he steamed up and left in an awful hurry. | |
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| That's alright soldier. If he comes looking for trouble, we'll just blend into the sidewalk with our lead-grey paint camouflage. | |
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| I thought the White House was supposed to be white, sir? | |
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