Stick Figure Death Theatre presents: Hamlet..... (Spoiler Alert!)
I am justly killed with my own treachery. The instrument is in thy hand, unbated and envenomed. The The King, the King's to blame!
The point envenomed, too?
Then venom, to thy work! Here, thou incestuous, murd'rous damned Dane!
O, yet defend me friends! I am but hurt!
And, with the exception of Horatio, pretty much everyone stops breathing (some more quickly than others)...
I am dead Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu! Had I but time (as this fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest) , I could tell you. But let it be! On second thought, let me tell you all about... Ack!
Just die already, willya? We need the stage for our production of "Bring It On, the Musical".
