Please, won't you sponsor this child? She and her 18 brothers and sisters live in a shack made of feces on the side of a mountain of discarded consumer electronics.
No! Stay back! I just wanna live!
Look at her! How can you just sit there? If you have an iota of conscience, you must realize that not helping this child is like reaching out and throttling her with YOUR BARE HANDS!
AAYYIIEE!! My thorax!
Muncha Cruncha Gulp... Mmmm!
Gosh, the plight of the hungry has never touched my heart so, um, FORCEFULLY.
