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by ivytheplant
2-01-05
I'm often asked how many rednecks there are in Laramie. To my dismay, there are quite a few (though outnumbered by the fratboys with their "leet" ricers).
Interestingly, just like the "southern" accents found around here, rednecks aren't native to Wyoming.
The first kind hails from the south and has a preexisting redneck condition. They are usually the ones who settle in the West Laramie trailer parks, or worse, Bosler, Wyoming.
The second, and most prolific, kind are from heavily populated cities on the east and west coasts. You know those Pace salsa commercials where there's always some nerdy dumbass and his salsa from NYC?
That's what they are when they arrive here. In about a week, they can give the southern good ol' boys a run for their money.
Had City Slickers been true to life, Billy Crystal would have been swigging beer, spitting in his truck, and chewing on dead prairie dogs after the first five minutes.
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