Dood! Look at all those trucks! This town must be full of rednecks! Hahahaha!
Let me just mark this moment in my memory.
*speeds away in souped-up "l33t" ricer*
Dumbass.
January...
So how goes the tow business, Joe?
It's fantastic! Morons with their street racers stuck in 4 ft drifts. I can't wait until spring break with the usual 6 foot snowfall. All those kids will be so desperate to leave for vacation...
