Something about the oddity of this particular fortress told him that he was on the right track to finding his lost sense of humor
His armor appears to be impenetrable, I may be forced to use one of my ultra-powerful secret ninpo attacks to get by him...
I mean, just because I wear foreign imported armor doesn't make me any less of a Samurai!
I don't want to risk drawing that much attention to myself this early in the mission though... or else *he* might show up...
And it's not like wearing lingerie underneath this takes anything away from the fact that I'm an Alpha-Man! You need to stop looking at the outside!
Oh no... his words... are numbing my brain... it's some sort of surprise attack that you don't realize is happening until it's too late!
Is there something wrong with a warrior trying to promote peaceful multi-culturalism? Instead of beheading innocent bystanders to test my sword, can't I attack the boundaries between genders?
