First we put knives, cheese graters, lemon zesters, etc. into the Jack-O-Lanterns, so that when the kids try to pick them up, their flesh will be shredded.
Next, awful stuff for their goody bags: Oats, hay, sugar cubes. And of course disks for installing stupid Microsoft operating systems on Macs.
And now the coup de grace! I'll make sure all the Republicans get elected!
That's abominable! And so out of character! Where's the pun in that?
Oh, there is none. But you've got to admit it will make their lives absolutely miserable.
