You were caught playing disco music in Sunday school. Don't you know God sees disco as an abomination?
He does?
He caused the Great Flood to drown out the disco. Sodom and Gomorrah -- they were playing disco. The Golden Calf was a dance, never mind the incorrect translations.
Now, son, you know the punishment. Turn around, bend over...
... and scrub the floor. I'll be back in half an hour, and it better be clean.
