Martha Quinn, Medicine Woman

Author: kaufman

Date: December 31, 2002

by kaufman
12-31-02
Open wide, and say "a-ha."
Take one of these pills at breakfast, two at dinnertime, and two before going to bed. That's five pills in toto.
I believe the clinical term is "diarrhea," not "the go-gos".
I've found out why you bleed so much. It's a rare condition called soft cell.
There's hardly a need for a paternity test. It's not uncommon for two dark-haired people to be the parents of a blondie.
Congratulations, it's a girl, the newest entry into the human league.