Corrupted by the power of the Ring, Frodo Baggins killed everybody else and started a society with clones of himself, each doing a specific job and producing large families.
I am the librarian frodo. I have 16 children.
I am the insurance salesman frodo. I have 18 children.
There were librarian frods (as thy called themselves), insurance frods, computer frods, and astronaut frods.
I am the computer software frod. I have 0x19 children.
I am the astronaut frod. I have 23 children.
There were even athlete frods and tax collector frods.
I am the basketball frod. At 3'11" I tower over the rest. I have sired 65 children.
I am the tax frod. I'd have had a bunch of kids, but some nut in a mask cut off my scrotum.
