There you have it. President Bush has just proven Fermat's Last Theorem, recited "Hamlet," and solved the Grand Unifying Theory of Physics. Now for his policy speech.
What a genius!
My fellow Americans, We need to shore up the economy. No longer will we be subsidizing the rich with useless and fiscally irresponsible tax cuts.
Absolutely brilliant.
I know many of you are concerned with Iraq, and I am ready to tell you the real reason behind this conflict. Saddam, we will stand down our troops if only you return our stapler.
