Hello, Buffy, I just wanted you to know that I've set the volcano next to your house to erupt in 90 seconds, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Mwahahahaha!
That's what you think, Siegfried. Transformo-bot and I will be able to save the day!
You called for me?
Yes, Transformo-bot. I need you to transfrm into a giant stapler so that we can staple the volcano ...