A new version of "Bedazzled" was released this week. The good news: it's more faithful to the Cook/Moore classic than the 2000 remake.
The bad news: It's dumbed down for today's audiences, who won't figure out that the Devil is twisting every wish maximally. Thus, the wishes are just stated explicitly. Like this:
And for my next wish I want to be a lesbian nun, bound to a vow of silence, jumping up and down on a trampoline, all the while as I make pffffffffft noises.
