Play some Buttonmen. The RNG hates you. For your next 5 turns, your left-hand opponent sets your die rolls.
*BASTARD*
Start a "What are the rules of this contest?" challenge. Add a new secret rule to this game and collect $1 from each violator whenever it is violated (remember, YOU must always follow your rule).
A man, a plan, a can, that is the question.
All right portion words got odd lengths.
A visit from Cthulhu leaves you insane. For the remainder of the game, move forward on odd rolls or instructions, and backward on even ones.