CC 189: The Assassination of Caesar

Author: kaufman

Date: May 28, 2003

by kaufman
5-28-03
Cassius, we need to kill Caesar. The question is, how to do it, while making it look like an accident?
Brutus, I've told you again and again, quit calling me Cassius. My name is Muhammed. I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Whatever ... Sting like a bee. Hmmm ... Caesar's allergic to pollen. We can bring him some flowers, and he'll suffer a fatal reaction.
That might just work. I'll pick you a nice bouquet.
Hi, Julius, I brought you some flowers. I hope you like them.
ACHOOOOO, Brute!