I did it, boss. It's worse than Minnesota. Horrible lighting, a spongy carpet that bounces baseballs like superballs, hanging speakers all over the place, a roof that's baseball-white ...
Acoustics like an echo chamber, magnificent mildew aroma ... Yes, Mr. Selig, I HAVE CREATED ULTIMATE DOME!
IDIOT! Do I have a funny accent? I asked for the end of the world. ULTIMATE DOOM! We owners are bleeding money. We need Armageddon! Now bring about the Apocalypse!
Sigh, I guess I need to make the Cubs win the World Series. That'll take some work.
