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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

Director's Cut

by kaufman
7-10-03

A simple beginning, yes. I chose the Asian girls as they represent the majority of humanity -- the most populous continent, the most populous gender, etc.


	Over 450,000 times I have been paraded out to sit in the left half of a comic panel. And half the time, I'm not even used. Boy, my feet hurt. No wonder, one is three sizes longer than the other.


	To think I could have had the role of "Cathy." But instead, I took on this one. What a mistake. Every day, I wind up offering blowjobs to total strangers. Let me tell you, I'm fed up with this!

The bland white background begs for color. In act II, I give them personality, something that will be gripping and leave you saying, "I want to know them better."


	My name is Mai Lin. I grew up in a family of six in a small town. I have harvested rice since age 5, even though sometimes the monsoon floodwaters would reach up to my eyes. Hence the algae on me.


	Absolutely no oral sex, I tell you. I'm through. Do I need to spell it out? N O. M O R E. B L O W J O B S. And I'm not eating that slimy biscuit either. I much prefer lo mein. Or even dog meat.

And now for the Kaufman touch. John Landis had his "See You Next Wednesday." My calling card is a bit different. See how many China puns you can find in this panel.


	Want Tibet that I've been Shanghaied into making this comic? It's Mao ore never, I was told, which Confucius me because the Hong Kong of the horn of the car behind me was Peking just then.


	Help, I'm being twisted to the author's will! Let me spell it out. Ess you see kay why. Ess you see kay why. Eff eye vee eee. Dee oh ell ell eh aitch! Oh, the humiliation. Oh, the humanity!

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And We'll Have Pun, Pun, Pun (vol. 3)

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