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Not For Long

by kaufman
8-12-03


	One giant leap for mankind. Like the Vikings, we jet across to parts unknown, like soaring eagles and Texan cowboys we ... shit, Dave, you've got red skin. You're hurt.


	Something ripped off my arm, a lion, a bengal tiger, a panther or a jaguar. You see hawks and falcons circling overhead? I'm gonna die.


	Nonsense. No need to have a cardinal administer last rites. Our chief concern is the bleeding. Luckily, I'm a good gauze packer. Can you steeler nerves and bear the pain when I ram it in?


	Are you stark raven mad? My arm's now turning brown. This world bucs oncoming raiders. Better pray to your patron saint; you're next.


	Come to think of it, I do now feel like I'm catching a colt. My bronco tubes are titaning up and I feel dolphinger pain. So much for our effort to repatriot the moon.


	And I always thought I'd live at least to 49er 50. At least now I won't have to pay my credit card bills (I'm a compulsive charger).

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