I see this is an opportunity to make both our lives better. First thing I do when I get back is come back here and tell myself not to bop me with the cane.
But won't that create a temporal paradox in which your not hitting me causes you to not realize the implications so you never come back and tell yourself not to hit me, and soon the universe vanishes?
Aw heck, never mind. Let me just show you where the clitoris is.
Oh, I know that. Paw's got it. He's out feeding the chickens right now.
