you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir.
I don't care if it is the Halloween party, Sam. Didn't I tell you not to put Tom Bombadil's mushrooms into the punch? Look at Gandalf and Boromir over there!
I'm sorry, Master Frodo. I didn't realize it would turn out this way. Speaking of which, have you seen Gollum and Gimli?
This is all my fault, I shouldn't have been giving him a festive blow-job!
