Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot! Wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I have just remembered, is apocalypse-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
