I ran into a man who said he hadn't had a piece of ass in weeks. So I gave him my toenail clippings.
Which one is funnier, donkey sodomy or higherbrow humor? We're going to finally settle this with a scientific poll. If you think Donkey #1 is funnier, pick up your phone and dial 1-900-FUQ-MYAS.
And leave off the last S for "sodomy".
But if you think #2 is funnier, log on to the Lowpass Message boards, and post a reply under the thread, Low Pass Strip Creator Communal Serial II. Either way, we'll tabulate your votes.