Hey, I just flew in from Frisco, and boy are my arms ti...
RAAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
That's a good point, why do they call it cornhole? I mean, does corn have holes? No, it's solid spheroids. Maybe if you're talking about popcorn, with little holes underneath where it pops...
Speaking of which, that leads to an existential question: Until you cut open the Jiffy-Pop, does that popcorn have holes?
