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by kaufman
6-17-01
Lickee my bush, $3.50, poke me with your johnson for twice as much, for $25 we use a Garfield doll, nix on the freebie, fill more of my pocket before we begin, or my ray gun will blow you to atoms.
Can a D-student afford that? It was cheaper in Lincoln, Jefferson City, Cleveland and Washington, even doing it with Michael Jackson. Can I be subsidized by an NEA grant if I use a Hoover vacuum?
Say, do any of you know the Madison? Oh bummer, is that van burning? With the sun rising, how're you going to put it out? I should have stayed in Africa, nothing but common rows of veldt there.
The grout's melting in here, call a tiler, not a tailor, for harding it up! You in a haze or what?
Will Sonny Bono and Arthur Harrison pierce through those flames? And is Clint in there? Be a true man and fill up you cannon of water and put it out!
We'd have to melt Mt. McKinley to get a sufficiently cool edge to put it out. She must be daft. Cart her away!
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