Help me, Doc! I was fisting Jenna Bush, but my arm started flopping around and then it fell asleep and hasn't awoken since.
Hardly surprising, she was probably so shitfaced, the alcohol seeped through her rectal tissues and into your fist. Your arm's just drunk and sleeping it off.
Really? I wish I knew more about this phenomenon.
After imbibing large quantities of alcohol, it may collect around the excretory organs. This can cause side effects of flatulence and anal discharge.
People with Jenna's perversion drink heavily to get the pleasurable side effects of olestra without having to eat potato chips.
So my arm is intoxicated from fisting her blotto ass? Wow, it's the literal truth, I'm drunk on the moon!
