I HATE playing the lemming. I hate drowning again and again. And now I've been offered the role of Dr. Pedantic. Can't we swap and let Scientist play the lemming?
I'm afraid it's not so simple ...
You see, our water set's only three feet deep. See what an unconvincing lemming he makes?
Oh, I'm so depressed. We're overpopulated, I think I'll throw myself off the cliff and into the ocean along with all my friends. Look at me, I'm drowning!
On the other hand, watch what happens when we throw YOU in.
