Scientist Erich von Stroheim announced today the invention of a time machine. He says he will use it for humanitarian purposes, rather than personal gain.
I will fight famine in the past by sending food to times of need. We already have time-lifted one sponsor's product to medieval Europe.
Coming up next, the surprising discovery of a 600 year-old time capsule in France containing a note from Joan of Arc's captors thanking the Stay Puft Marshmallow company.
