Oh look, it's so bright! Can we take it home? Please?
Are you kidding? That thing will ruin our furniture, eat all our green M&Ms, crap on the carpet, and snore earsplittingly loud, not to mention blind you out of seeing anything else.
I guess you're right. Plus, its brilliance makes everything around it look so dingy. Our house would look AWFUL.
You're telling me. Ugh, I can't stand looking at it anymore. Let's get out of here.
SIGH! Just another day in the life of the unbearable being of lightness.
