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| Here's one of the all-new scenes on the new Star Wars Trilogy DVD, some previously lost footage from "Return of the Jedi." | |
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| Controversy abounds over the Empire's proposal to broaden the definition of rape. Jedi Master Yoda, why do you think the law is ridiculous? | |
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| It sex not on bed as rape defines. Sex on couch? Rape. Sex on piano? Too rape. Sex on chandelier? Rape also. On table of coffee? Rape, rape, rape! | |
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| But mercenary pilot Han Solo supports the law. Mr. Solo, could you tell us what you were doing on the night of January 25th? | |
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| Why sure. I was Jabba the Hutt's coffee table. | |
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