We are experiencing zero job creation in this country, prices are going up, the economy is staggering, and worldwide oil demand is rising exponentially. What do you plan to do about it?
Uh ... wangs?
Look at that. My opponent has no idea. Why, the little lightbulb over his head is burnt out!
You don't even know how to change the bulb over your head, do you? This is the only place where you can find someone who can't change a lightbulb alone.