It's so tragic what happens to comic strip characters when they die. They don't even know they're dead.
Yeah, their ghosts walk the comic pages, just a shade of their original selves, barely able to force a laugh. But how can we tell which ones are still alive?
I don't know about anyone else, but we're in luck. The comics graveyard is just on the other side of town.
Oooooh, let's go!
Oh my goodness! Garfield's been dead 18 years. The Wizard of Id pushing up the daisies. Oh no! Here's the late Beetle ...
Whoa, this is so sad. Did you know all the Family Circus kids were slaughtered in a single afternoon?