I'm so ashamed, Doctor. Is there anything that can be done?
As a matter of fact, there is. I'll just write you a prescription for a new medicine called Viagra.
Dosage of 250 milligrams? What a tiny amount! I'll just change this "mg." to "kg." before getting it filled.
Mrs. Wirthling? This is Stripcremator Funeral Home. We've tried everything, but we can't get that fat grin off your husband's face. I'm afraid you'll have to go with the closed casket ceremony.
